João Pires

João is very cool, very smart and he also happens to have a ginormous cock.

Yo João Pires, I saw your ginormous cock the other day!

by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021

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joaldo

Joaldo is the best person alive. He is wise, funny and super HANDSOME. His smile will brighten up your day and you will be remember his smile for the rest of your day. And the next day and the next day.. Joaldo is creative and He is an oscar winning filmmaker. Yes he is. HIS TASTE IN MUSIC IS AMAZING. Joaldo is the greatest. Dont ever let him go.

I wish i was the best person alive, like Joaldo

by Celía November 20, 2021

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Jordonna

The most brilliant and beautiful girl you will meet. She has a very good potential and is a very hardworking girl. She has great skin and is a very good friend. She is loyal and will cheer you up if you are sad. She is also a very romantic girl and she often tends to love money. She tends to be not so friendly

jordonna is super sexy and pretty i am in love.

by Sierra1000 November 22, 2021

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JordonLoud

The best producer in the f**king world

Any song produced by JordonLoud is a hit

by dontworryjnshxjxks November 23, 2021

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Joao Pereira

Probably the guy with the biggest dick in the whole world.
He is tall, skinny and puts all the other dicks to shame.
Listens to white portuguese rappers. He's favourite one is SippinPurp.

Example:
*walking in the beach*
boy1: "Who made this long trail in the sand between the legs"
boy2:"Probably was a Joao Pereira with his dick outside his trousers..."

by bruno Diferent March 31, 2022

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