Queef Jerky

An expulsion of air when a man jerks off (or is being jerked off) with lube or lotion and creates a farting sound.

Stacy made a farting sound with my dick while giving me a hand job; she called it a queef jerky.

by James Longfellow February 5, 2010

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.

"Batman stroked his man-jerky."

by L. Stroun March 2, 2007

cheese jerky

Chewy, tough, fried cheese.

Often found on the edge of (as a result of overflow) a cheese based food.. as in a grilled cheese sandwich, or the corner piece of a tray of baked mac n' cheese. This vegetarian jerky is prized by many oily-lipped gluttons.

My brother just made a batch of straight-up cheese jerky in the George Forman grill

by screwy louie January 4, 2010

Worm Jerky

Where you put you and your gay partners erected penis together in each side of a chinese finger trap and masturbate vigorously until the warm cum diludes the paper trap and frees you and your partners penis.

Me and Jack tried Worm Jerky last Friday night.

by JacksGay911 November 11, 2013