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JERKAZOID

Someone who only wishes to speak to like minded people and judge anyone outside this mindset as inferior.
Mostly done by Leftists, Progressives / Social Justice Warriors and the mentally ill.
Fran Lebowitz is a major league jerkazoid.
by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018
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Jerkalope

One who displays the actions of a jerk, yet has the rack of an antelope to harm.
Dan showed up at my wedding wearing a dress to match my bridal gown, what a jerkalope!
by Amey T. October 2, 2003
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Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.
Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head
by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010
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man-jerky

(n.) The penis, particularly in the context of particularly crass joke pornography.
"Batman stroked his man-jerky."
by L. Stroun March 2, 2007
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Jerkal Tunnel Syndrome

Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
by JSJoyce July 28, 2009
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Jerky Bitch

If you don’t like beef jerky, you probably won’t like Jerky Bitch. Jerky Bitch describes a girl whom has a small figure, mean, paranoid and bitchy. However, this type of the girl usually has a pretty face, and it can be a cloak. To distinguish Jerky Bitch, you need to carefully monitoring her behaviours; asking yourself questions: has she’s been bitchy, mental, and how she’s dealing with others.
Most Jerky Bitches are Taurus. Taurus is the perfect match for Scorpion. We know Scorpion is the bad boy in the 12 horoscope. So the meanest bad boy needs a meanest bad wife.
by Jerky Bitch September 1, 2009
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Jerka

1. A female jerk.
2. An annoying bitch who complains a lot.
what a jerka!
by mardan September 26, 2011
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