Kid who grew up in wellelsey who was supposed to be the next big thing in sporst. Ironically he sucked at the sports he played and was the only person who actually wanted to play QB. One of the biggest tools to ever put on the wellelsey jersey, even more so than paul matteis. The man loves the weng. He has no destiny. His fate is only one to culligan. He had no choice bruce made sign the pact. 30 years from hes just gonna be coaching Pop warner with CORDA and Kims gonna be ringin the cowbell.
by the dolleylama July 30, 2009
Get the JD walkermug. A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. A jd is someone who is very hot and sexy and very athletic. but once you get to know them they throw you under the bus! A jd knows how to get girls and and will use them until the next one comes around . If you ever meet a jd don’t get distracted by his cuteness RUN!
Girl:wow look at jd he is so hot
Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.
Girl2: yeah I talked to him for months and then he left me for another girl.
Girl3: yeah he can’t be trusted don’t ever let him distract you with his cuteness.
by JG1234567 March 9, 2019
Get the JDmug. 
to "JD Quit" is when you rage so hard, you quit out of the game, screaming and yelling incoherent words. while you uninstall the game, only to reinstall the game 5 mins later while mumbling to yourself "I need to play"
also see: twitch tv/jdlscp
also see: twitch tv/jdlscp
"Man I don't wanna play CIV 5 with Matt, he alway's JD Quits when he isn't in first place at all times."
by Lunalapis January 5, 2019
Get the JD Quitmug. The most socially awkward but sweetest person ever. They are gay 99% of the time but it’s ok because you are too.
I sneezed in front of JD and instead of saying “bless you” they said “ aha, uh oh.” and gave me a hug.
by Catsin Thebag April 4, 2020
Get the JDmug. 