The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022
Get the janet aprilmug. When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
Get the The Janet Paradoxmug. when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny
by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025
Get the Calm It Janetmug. 
Interplanet Janet is a female alien-humanoid from Schoolhouse Rock, with puffy violet hair and a rocket ship with jumbo mommy milkers for a body. She runs on queefs for fuel as well.
Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl; a solar system Miss from a future world! She travels like a rocket with her comet team, and there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!
by JeffyFanatic5000 December 22, 2021
Get the Interplanet Janetmug. When a family member or friend refers someone to do the job and the person they referred is terrible at the job.
by amber.knittin September 5, 2016
Get the janetingmug. Sweetish security guard, cute, loves spadukels, and vactimating apartments for money. Has no neck but makes up for it a nice... Personality.
"Wow look at that total Janet over there!"
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."
"Wtf Janet, is wrong with you hello?"
"Vactimate this dick Janet."
by Daddy Wonka July 24, 2018
Get the Janetmug.