snakey jakey

(v) wiggling sensation coming from behind.
(n) a non-sneaky attempt at anal sex.

holy crap, i thought the back door was locked!
but, there's always room for a snakey jakey.ALWAYS.

by wiggly piggly October 1, 2008

jakey

a total thievin wee gypsy alcky bastard

as in 'see they wee ned cunts outside parkhead wi the white lightnin an kappa tracksuits, they're a right bunch o fuckin jakeys!'

by Alastair November 22, 2003

jale

it is another term for crystal meth

hey is that micheal smokin jale?
yeah you could always catch him with with a foil in hand.
he's a hardcore tweeker.

by datnigajoey May 28, 2009

JAKEY BOI

SICK, RADICAL DUDE

JAKEY BOI WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RADICAL BACK THERE

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019

jalaysia

the type of girl that makes you love bein in a relationship with and never want to leave.

Jalaysia and Alex meet in school and knew it was love at first sight,ever since that day they been together for ever.

by jalay10 May 27, 2011

Jakey

Scottish term for a dodger, junkie, alcoholic

Did you see that jakey on the back of the bus?
yeah with his eyes rolled in the back of his head the shit stains on his jeans.

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

jakey cake

wen the male puts sperm in the crack of a woman's butt cheeks, therefor making a cake.

he gave her a wet jakey cake last night !

by poopfacelol June 27, 2010