Integral

Note:This definition of integral is alternate to the mathematical type of integral.

Something that, by attempting to do its intended task, inadvertently does the opposite.
Despite popular belief, this does not include things that are broken, such as something that doesn't work or is used improperly.

A: I thought of an Integral! There were so many garbage cans on the beach it actually made the beach look less clean.
B: Nice one!

A: I thought of an Integral! I wanted to have fun so I started drinking, but then I drank too much and I threw up and no longer had fun.
B: That's not an integral! You're just stupid.

by Integralty May 16, 2009

Rough Sex Index

The Rough Sex Index is the point at which rough sex is still pleasurable and not yet painful.

Vanessa asked Ron to use a series of Curiosity Slaps to determine her Rough Sex Index.

by Norris Jig January 20, 2010

insext

A sexual text message sent/received by a relative, in hopes of invoking sexual relations. (A sext to/from a family member.)

"Eww, I read all the texts sent from Anna's brother to her, they were all insexts!"

by Shandi1337 May 11, 2010

index finger

the finger that is mostly used, here are some uses for it.
1. Picking ur nose
2. used to point at someone
3. used to POKE someone cough cough sam lol.
4. to wave a no no to someone.
5. to mention someone to come near u
6. to itch a body part on ur body
7. used to scratch ur head when ur thinking
8. this finger is the one people usually bite on or chew on
9. to instruct a person or people

1. ew ur picking ur nose!
2. aw, your in trouble!
3. ow...wtf? STOP POKING ME!
4. thats not a good thing to do, thats a no no
5. come here hot stuff...
6. u no, my nose really itchs
7. now, 1+1= hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
8. yum yum yum

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

Intel

Short for "Intelligence".

We will use our intel to seek out and destroy.

by spam000 April 9, 2006

LiveJournalistic Integrity

The exact opposite of journalistic integrity. Reports typed about anything anytime anywhere without showing the slightest regard to tact, repuatation, or (self) respect. Often contains large doses of unwarranted self-importance.

Typical LiveJournal Entry: kk so todai i 8 a turky sanwich nd omg julie waz such a btch at wurk 2day omg i just wnt her to die!!!11one! >.<"

Comment: Way to show your LiveJournalistic Integrity.

by _allismine_ February 9, 2008

Index Toe

The toe (which is next to your large toe) that resembles E.T. Really, they look quite similar. It's quite uncanny.

Was E.T. modeled after our index toe?

by Green Goblin000 January 19, 2009