Illegal Ships

Ships that are scary and disgusting. For example

Cuphead x Mugman

Tord x The kid

Eduardo x Edd

Little Jon x Tom
UWU girl:Omgoooood I Found Some illegal ships
by August 06, 2022
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illegal downloading

Downloading media (films, shows, games, music etc.) or software off websites for free where it is actually on sale. It is most commonly found off torrent sites such as Mininova. Although, they are found mostly of bittorrent sites, most of them are not aloud and deleted when they are found.the soon possibly defunct "The Pirate Bay" is one of the exceptions to this.

(I personally oppose piracy/illegal downloading but a lot of people surprisingly dont.)
You could get it legally, it will support the artist more than the evil mainstream record company!
Illegal downloading is (insert opinion here)
by Anonywave August 23, 2009
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illegal uturn

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl
My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.
by TypeOholic September 08, 2011
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Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.
Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!
by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009
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illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!
Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans
by Space invader August 20, 2020
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Illegal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows nothing about
Said in a hushed voices"just going for an illegal beagle
by Lololol88 November 18, 2016
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illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.
The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike August 05, 2005
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