Illegally dumb

When someone’s just the highest level of stupid and dumb.

Person 1: get the dark colored one
Person 2: no! why dose it matter?
Person 1: because it’s the smart thing to do!
Person 2: I’m going to beat the shit out of you!!
Person 1: you’re just illegally dumb!!!!!

by Ponyplayer88 November 29, 2019

illegal downloading

Downloading media (films, shows, games, music etc.) or software off websites for free where it is actually on sale. It is most commonly found off torrent sites such as Mininova. Although, they are found mostly of bittorrent sites, most of them are not aloud and deleted when they are found.the soon possibly defunct "The Pirate Bay" is one of the exceptions to this.

(I personally oppose piracy/illegal downloading but a lot of people surprisingly dont.)

You could get it legally, it will support the artist more than the evil mainstream record company!
Illegal downloading is (insert opinion here)

by Anonywave August 23, 2009

illegal uturn

Pulling a man's genitalia between the legs without warning in order to perform felatio on him from behind. forbidden fruit bowl

My girl pulled an illegal uturn and sucked my junk between my legs.

by TypeOholic September 9, 2011

Illegal fireworks

(1)A "term" that is used by a lot of paranoid UNAMERICAN sissies who have no knowledge causing the ban on all fireworks including the "safe & sane ones"
in general. Note not all states or areas has banned fireworks in general.

(2)Banned fireworks such as Cherry Bombs,Silver Salute, M-1000s 1/2 sticks of Dynamite etc that can cause great or mortal damage.

Man this Forth of July gonna sucks! The state police just ticketed me for having illegal fireworks & too them away!

by BruinKiller3469 March 24, 2009

Illegal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows nothing about

Said in a hushed voices"just going for an illegal beagle

by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

Illegal Smile

The involuntary smile that forms when you know you've done something illegal

'I see that illegal smile on your face. What did you do?'
'Last night I blew up the neighbor's garbage can..and the curb'

by WolfRyder July 9, 2012

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008