Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 2, 2019

Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

by Nhazul July 22, 2021

hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.

see preston over there he is hung like a fish.

by preston1234 January 6, 2023

hung like a herdis

When youre really hungry, or have a large penis

ayo hannah, im hung like a herdis, i NEED to go home in the weekend

by big daddy hung March 28, 2023

Hung like a fish

Hung like a fish means yougot a very big penis up to 150cm

You see my friend jayden over there hes hung like a fish with 150cm

by Jayden LV June 6, 2023

hung like a horse

hungry like a horse, starving

"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"

by strange_harmonics September 23, 2024