Hoon

When you poo poo on someone so hard

Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”

by Fin the chin September 13, 2020

Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.

Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*

by mynidro November 22, 2020

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020

Hoon

Where you reek and stink of any smell bad or good

Megan hoons

by Mingey July 16, 2023

hoon

someone who does burnouts, doey’s or speeds to show off.

Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon

by coalmoney September 15, 2021

Kang Sung Hoon

A precious middle aged man who sings unbelievably well and is just so honest and pure that deserves all the love this world has to offer. Unfortunately he couldn't be more unlucky with trusting people everytime he tries so we must protect at all costs.

"Who's the pink hair guy?"
"oh that's Kang Sung Hoon"

by SSHOON November 28, 2018