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Hoon

New Zealand high schooler slang for Vapes/E-cigarettes
Refers to the vape itself or the act of vaping.
Fiend 1: "Oi brudda chuck us a hoon aye"
Fiend 2: "hold on aye, hoon needs charging"

or

Fiend 1: "Imma have a hoon real quick"
Concerned fiend: "Just realised we're straight up crippling 60 nic addicts"
Fiend 1: yeah scuffed aye? *hoons*
by mynidro November 22, 2020
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Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020
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Hoons

A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them
Mann, that girl got massive hoons!
by Brothdon January 15, 2020
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Hoon Skin

Anything worn by a person who can be described as a hoon.

Can be an article of clothing which is especially lame, queer, or associated with ricer, NHRA, NASCAR, or even extreme sports culture. Essentially refers to the clothing of groups one despises.

A person who is a genuine hoon can, simply by wearing something cool in a public way, redfine that article of clothing as "hoon skin".
EXAMPLE 1:

A: Did you see that Christmas sweater SLASH letterman jacket Justin Bieber was wearing on TV?

B: Yup, genuine hoon skin.

EXAMPLE 2:

A: The pant were cool, right?

B: Nope. Those are hoon skin now too.
by elmoloveftl November 23, 2011
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Hoon

New Zealand slang word with various meanings including;

1) to complete something at high speed
2) to have a turn or attempt
3) to consume enthusiastically or excessively
1) “I just hooned down to the supermarket
2) “Can I have a hoon on your vape?”
3) “Matt just hooned all your beers bro”
by NZguru January 15, 2025
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Hoone

A negative word typically a slur, has a very negative meaning.
A hoone
by AlexHooneZville January 12, 2024
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hoon

someone who does burnouts, doey’s or speeds to show off.
Ray mate, stop fangin’ it in the overtaking lane, its a 60 zone mate you’re being a hoon
by coalmoney September 15, 2021
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