Falcon Heene

AKA Balloon Boy. A 6 year old Master Troll. Fooled the entire world when he let his dad's "experimental" homemade weather balloon out of their garage. The Balloon took off and his family assumed the boy was trapped inside of it. Everybody in northern Colorado from the local police to the National Guard set off going after the balloon, assuming that the boy was trapped inside of it. Little did they know that young Falcon was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic playing with toys and taking a nap. Some say that the family staged the entire thing for attention, since the family had appeared in the show "Wife Swap" in March 2009. Are these allegations true? Only time will tell.

TV Reporter: ZOMG the balloon is down! The ballon is down! The police are now smashing it with axes and sledgehammers to open it up and see if the boy is in there! Wait a minute.....the balloon is empty! I repeat, the ballon is empty! Police are speculating that the boy may have fallen down from the balloon during the ordeal.

An hour later......

TV Reporter: Reports are coming in that the boy was actually hiding in a box in the family's attic the entire time!

Falcon Heene: I played with my toys and took a nap.

The World: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- THAT FAMILY OWES US A DEAD KID!

by Prawn Hunter October 16, 2009

Helen Keller

I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!

Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!

by Alotta Nerve April 20, 2014

Helen

Amazing girl, Amazing smile, beautiful inside and out

i love u helen!!! your soo awesome

by hensoloeliza July 22, 2010

Helen

she is the one girl that you will love. she will keep you from anxiety, helps you with depression and she calms you down. she is so pretty and usually has blonde and blue eyes. she loves minecraft, can play any game, and is a party host. you will love helen to matter what.

is that Helen?

no dub she’s the only girl that cute!

by hellokittyhellokitty May 27, 2019

Helen

The most amazing girl in the universe. She is beautiful, smart, funny, and amazing. Any guy to have her would be the luckiest guy in the world. She is one of a kind and there is no other girl as wonderful as her. She is perfect.

Stranger: Do you know Helen?
Stranger 2: Yeah she is the best!

by xxjunboyxx August 9, 2012

Fee-hee-hee-heeneh!

The catchphrase of the character Eric from Boy Meets World as he addresses poor old Mr Feeney. Eric also once made a customized doll that played this phrase when you pulled its string.

Eric: Feeney? Is that you?
Mr. Feeney: Maybe if I'm quiet he'll go away.
Eric: Feeney! Fee-hee-hee-heeneh! Dog!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009

Helena

Pronounced: Hell-eeeeeee-nuh
Her true beauty is so strong it shines to the world not only through her beautiful style but through her kind personality. Caring, strong, and your most loyal loving friend. Interested in all new opportunities and ideas. one of the coolest people ever. Once they find who they are through struggle and curiosity, they know their path and the important things in life. A true honor to know.

Helena?

she runs to you effortlessly and gives you a hug because she sees your beauty. Helena sees your beauty even when you dont. You see hers through all her daily actions

by Lunastellamia June 27, 2011