up herself

When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.

Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...

by Mr. Zed December 12, 2006

hershey squirt

1. brown spot on underwear resulting from a diarrhea fart. 2. failure of parents to adequately potty train a child.

damn! did you hear that dude's fart? that must have left a hershey squirt for sure!

by smak September 4, 2003

Hershey High School

A high school in Hershey, PA, were everybody thinks they are awesome at everything even though they are just an average high school. All the guys act like hero jocks, and all of the girls are backstabbing Daddys' girls, with the exception of the girl athletes, who are more manly than the guys at the school. The most hated school in the Mid Penn district, Hershey has a bad name due to their obnoxious fans, bickering parents and corrupt school administration. However, Hershey is remarkably good at getting their parties busted by the Derry Township Police, who are possibly the only thing worse in Hershey than the high school itself.

Did you hear about the party with Hershey High School students that got busted? Turns out somebody snitched them out again.

Hershey High School girls are so easy, a goalie from another school slept with three of them

by nacholover April 8, 2009

Hershey

A Brown dog

I'm playing with my Hershey!

by squeazey February 3, 2010

hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits

nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka

by ...mary May 4, 2003

Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.

Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!

by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009

hershey highway

the brown poo skid mark left on underwear when one does not properly wipe one's own ass. skid marks

If you don't wipe, you can ride along the hershey highway.

by Jin Kim April 25, 2003