hermitize

to become a hermit; to escape reality or situations; to stay at home; to no longer be social

there's too much drama goin on when i hang out with you guys...i'm gonna hermitize

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

Heritage High School

A large school with a gay mascot, because they can't think of a legitmate one. Full of potheads and future inmates, Heritage High School also fails epicly at sports, with their crosstown rival Loudoun County High School sweeping them in nearly every matchup of any importance

John: Hey, you go to Heritage High School, whats your mascot again?

Mike: The pride

John: What?

Mike: The pride. Like, since I go to Heritage I am a pride. No wait, I am a member of the pride, we are a pride. No wait, we are the pride. No, hang on....

John: Your gay

by guesswho52 May 31, 2009

Hermit Mode

A period in a University student's life, where they attempt to lock themselves away from society in order to complete assignments (usually left until the last minute).

This time is usually full of many cans of red bull, panic attacks, contemplation of University withdrawal, and chocolate.

Friend 1: oh hey gurlfrieeeendd let's go out and catch up this weekend!!

Friend 2: Ahh no.. I can't... I'm in hermit mode to try and get this essay done.

by studentprocrastinator June 3, 2011

Heritage Hall

Heritage Hall a school located in Oklahoma. The most expensive school in Oklahoma actually. This is a school where football is worshiped over everything else and the Athletic department is he most important to everyone here. Most kids who attend this school are snobby prisses who don’t really like you unless you are one of them, a snobby priss. If you happen to be richer than another family who attends Heritage good for you. You are automatically favored over them. This school also cost thousands of dollars so please do your parents a favor and go litterally anywhere else.

Girl #1: what school is that
Girl #2: oh, that’s Heritage Hall the rich school.

by poorkid65 June 12, 2018

Hermitbeater

Anyone who would rather stay inside and masturbate all day, for two months straight, than go outside and have a life.

Cody: "Hey kris you wanna go try to get laid at that party"

Kris: "Nah, i'm just gonna take a 30 minute shower"

Cody: "What a Hermitbeater"

by Colonel Sugar August 17, 2008

hebitchman

hebitchman is a female bitch who looks more like a man. She is very consistent in being a fake person. She has a very manly figure. She is also bi-polar. Hebitchman orginated in Orlando, Fl and is slowly but surely eating all the food that exists.

Damn your home girl is def a hebitchman.

by Hensalot February 9, 2009