josh hoenig

josh hoenig is a veryyyy hot guy that is a 7th grader. he is really good at football and you will fall for him then he won't like you because you and an 8th grader. sad but true

girl: hey how come you don't like my sister
josh hoenig: she's an 8th grader

by pee pee poo poo check October 12, 2020

Henise

Someone who spends their time constantly on the computer and/or video games due to a lack of friends

Stop acting like a Henise and come outside

by UckyBuck June 19, 2007

heening

Behaving like an attention whore. Name taken from the Heene family, who's balloon boy hoax tricked almost the entire world on October 16th, 2009.

Did you hear about the college kids barricading themselves in the buildings because of the tuition increase?

No, and I don't care. They're just heening and making everyone's lives miserable.

by K_Runa October 20, 2009

heinie

A colloquialism for a Heineken.

Don't touch my heinie!

by frank carter June 18, 2006

Henning

When a group of women stand or sit in a circle and a.) gossip about other women b.) talk about nonsensical and/or useless information like Bravo, shopping, celebrities or Candy Crush c.) bitch about their husbands/fiancees/boyfriends who are making fun of them for their henning practices.

"Look at our wives over there, Henning it up."

by Man Week! August 18, 2013

Henise

Anyone that chases a band to blow the lead gituarist. Someone of loose moral values. A person who feels they never do any thing wrong. Anyone that can talk behind a persons back and feel its the right thing to do.

i'm gonna see oney get drunk and henise the first guy I see.

by Dumuas December 6, 2010

Hedonism

Hedonism is the only way to live. Most teenagers strive to become hedonists by being lazy and generally doing everything and anything to make them feel good. Hedonism is the way to go.

Being lazy is a start down the path to hedonism...

by Mook April 21, 2005