Amber Hearded

The act of shitting the bed

I got drunk last night and amber hearded the bed again.

by Holyshartz November 9, 2020

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heated funkvent

Used to describe a vagina. Also can be used to describe a beat-up stank vagina.

That girl at the fifth roundtable gives everybody head and her heated funkvent smells like it has been in the garbage sitting in the hot sun for three days.

by phenomeron September 25, 2009

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hearsed

adj. 1) to become so inebriated that ones feels they are close to death (riding in a hearse); 2) to be thoroughly damaged or destroyed by a one-time event, person, or object

1) "let's get hearsed tonight!" drunk; 2) "i got so hearsed by my history final"; improper use: things greater than a one-time event, such as "i got hearsed by my childhood

by buff.jacobs April 10, 2008

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My hearteu is omg is the what you feel when you fangirl too much your heart feels omg and you almost die due to exposure to BTS being extremely cute , weird , hawt . You name it . That is my heartue is omg and when you feel my hearteu is omg you might need to get a tissue for a nose bleed or go to the hospital for that seisure . Bcus the pain of being a international army is jamless . unless you've seen them face to face in which you're probably blessed with 999999999999999999999 years of good luck , sunshine , swag , beauty , weirdness , good at everything-ness and mochi-ness . I jhope you have a jibootyful day

Watching phone : *BTS body rolls*

Armys : *has seisure and is rushed to hospital*

Doctor : What happened ?

Army friend : She was exposedto BTS' body rolls !

Doctor : Oh no ! This is an extreme case of my hearteu is omg !

by Theimmortalnightingale April 18, 2018

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