The Hamburglar

A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.

My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.

by lsdforfree December 26, 2009

hamburger ho's

Any females who will exchange sexual favors for food.

She sucked my dick all the way up to the drive through window.

by e-z money September 28, 2003

hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

hamberder

Like a hamburger, but served cold on a silver plate by an idiot. Not to be confused with the "hambirder" which is a Quarter Pounder served between two McChicken pattiez.

i just love wiping stormy all down with sum hamberder wrapperz.

i never got behind that thousand points of light. but 1000 hamberders. now that is worth shutting the gubmint down for.

by SweetPoTater January 15, 2019

Hamburger Sliders

Act when two guys wear nothing but shirts and slide around while doing anal sex.

My ass still hurts from the hamburger sliders last night.

by Michigan2455 May 19, 2010

Haber Sime Muero

Expression used in the spanish twitter community that means something like hoping to die. Its a joke and is not really serious. It isnt well written on purpose, it shuld be written ´a ver si me muero`.

´Mañana es lunes haber sime muero`
´Tomorrow is monday haber sime muero`

by Lzfer October 26, 2018

Hamburger Holed

When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.

As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020