Haaking

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013

pussy hiking

Going on the pull but being very blatant about it (see hitch hiking)

Me and Steve are going pussy hiking tonight, going to pull a right sort,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

self-hating Ashki

An Ashkenazi Jew who hates Yiddish and Ashkenazi culture. Comes in various forms.

That self-hating Ashki told me Yiddish was dead and I needed to learn Hebrew.

Some self-hating Ashki from JVP told me Ashkenazim were responsible for all the world's problems. Well, an alleged Ashki, anyway; they're like Messianics, you never know if they're telling the truth anyway.

by Queen Buttrix November 22, 2021

hiking the appalachian trail

Refers to someone's infidelity

"Did you hear about Mark's divorce? He was caught hiking the Appalachian trail."

by dcwedge June 26, 2009

Not hating, just stating

Not wishing to offend or anger anyone, but simply must be said.

She should NOT be wearing that skirt. Not hating, just stating...

by fearyomamma April 20, 2010

I'm not having it

A term used by Brandon Rogers, when something is so annoying you are almost wanting to kill yourself, but don't want to take the risk.

Girl: OMG your girlfriend is cheating on you for that other guy over there!
Boy: I'm not having it

by andremieson October 3, 2016

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

by Preston walsh October 15, 2007