Hardon

A mistake waiting to happen...repeatedly

Scenario: In a sleazy bar, eg; chateaux 6, Havanas etc.
"That guy is like so coming on to me"
"I wouldn't go for it, he seems like such a hardon"

by Rachael Davies May 16, 2008

haddock mitten

a ladys front bottom or ham wallet

dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!

by DJTL January 13, 2007

haedon

a Haedon is a snorlax.

Haedon is a snorlax.

by lol fam September 29, 2020

haddock honey pot

The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange

Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?

by Spinky October 8, 2003

Haydon

A Fucking shit school which is located in Pinner HA5 2LZ. There is almost a few people getting excluded for weed every year. Never go to this school unless you are a Indian or a typical road-man

Jim: I just moved school
Tom:Which school
Jim:Haydon at Pinner HA5 2LZ
Tom:U got into that shit school. Get the fuck out of my house Bitch

by indian man with blue balls February 5, 2019

haddock

to be a bit ditzy at some point

joanne: what day is it?
beth: oh my god joanne, your such a haddock!
joanne: *frowns* huh?

by NEWKYASTLEY December 5, 2007

Handon

Handon-Endgame bitches

I just watched The Vampire Diaries and Delena is such Handon.

by Babybebz April 29, 2020