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hackensack high school 

Hackensack high school has Maywood the white people, Rochelle Park the drug users, and Hackensack the ratchets. Oops wait forgot about the smallest town in Bergen county south hackensack. A high school where you can find weaves and used condoms on the floor as well as a few dead cockroaches here and there. Nothing works and everything is broken including the pool. The only thing lower than their pants are their grades.
Dude: Yo I just got this ugly ass nude.
Guy: is it from hackensack high school?
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DICK HACKER 

A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.
"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"
DICK HACKER by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010

Hackerjack 

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.
Hackerjack by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackerman 

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in
Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night
Hackerman by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019

Hackery Sizzles 

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.
I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.
Hackery Sizzles by CreepyRob August 21, 2020

hackerkiller 

A turbovirgin who thinks he is cool for killing a hacker in minecraft.
OMG there’s a HackerKiller. I wonder when he will leave his basement and talk to a female.
hackerkiller by Jesse504 April 26, 2021

matter hacker 

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.
He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.
matter hacker by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014