Gross Doughnut 

A Gross Doughnut is best defined as the act of tag teaming a chick that is not only a close friend of yours but also a close friend of your closest male friend. While tag teaming the bitch ensure to creampie her by blowing an insanely huge load inside her. Use Ropex if you need help. Once this is accomplished one must "high five" the male counterpart and allow him to them creampie the fuck out of her and fill her with cum; ergo...The Gross Doughnut. :) Grats guys, you're official Eskimo Gross Doughnut Brothers.

Jenny: "What's with Sara? She's been in the bathroom all morning...."
Ashley: "Not sure, she said something about having a gross doughnut after meeting up with Craig and Gagandeep last night."

Gross Doughnut by Post Hoc Mookie November 17, 2016

Gross-A-Losse 

Grosse, EEW!!!,Disturbingly Gross

Kelly, that is Gross-A-Losse

Gross-A-Losse by Mia November 7, 2003

gross king 

One who obtains a huge gross.

"The Juggernaut is the fucking Gross King!!"

gross king by Gross King November 14, 2007

gross.gov 

Related to the phrase "bomb dot com", which is used when something is really fucking sweet, "gross dot gov" is used when something is nasty.

"Damn, that meatloaf was gross.gov!"

gross.gov by NatalieCJohnson December 7, 2007

Gross Joes 

Ridiculously huge breasts that often give the owner back problems.

I would pay twenty to motorboat those gross joes

Gross Joes by CaptainC_Block June 21, 2009

Gross Larceny

Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.

Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.

LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!

Gross Larceny by SML8312 November 2, 2009

Gross Meister 

A noun used to label people who say anything you could call "gross". Should only be used when he/she makes a very gross statement or action.

1: "Hey ima jack your mother off cuz she has a penis"
2: "What the heck, man!? you're the gross meister!"

Gross Meister by pokemaniac64 March 4, 2010