Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.

Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015

morning grumpy

defecating in the toilet first thing in the morning

Bobby Knight left the bathroom door open a sliver so he could still talk and take his morning grumpy.

- Rick Reilly

by homersimpso90210 October 8, 2009

i’m taking a grumpy

Slang. It’s what you say when you want to take a 💩.

Hey bro! Hurry up! Do you mind? I’m taking a grumpy

by B-rizzle May 3, 2019

grimey

1. From "grime;" something very dirty or filthy, caked with dirt. Marked by abjectness stemming from neglect.

2. A morally reprehensible deed.

3. A person who is known for their lack of decency in human affairs.

1. After 3 months of winter driving in NYC, my car is grimey.

2. Your best friend fucked your girl? That's grimey.

3. Don't trust that kid. He's grimey.

by Ilan the Man September 19, 2005

Grimey

something that is dirty beyond thought

"wow bro, that broad is grimey"

by Tokesss September 10, 2009

mean grumpy

n. is a poop that is especially bad and stinks up the whole bathroom, it is often paired with lots of grunting and pushing.

dude, i just dropped a mean grumpy in the bathroom.

by jojoboneroo February 7, 2006

grimmy

Doing bad, dirty and nasty things to people.

Like going to a girl's house and have sex with her then steal her money from out of her purse. That nigga is grimmy.

by Dwight February 1, 2005