Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
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At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
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Human: “Look brother, a goose”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”
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Get the goose noose mug.A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
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As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
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