Gonknacey

A disease found in people who have child-like interests, often located in people with obsessions over unicorns,miraculous lady bug and animal laughs (specifically donkey laughs). Can also be found in people who hate everything.
Symptoms: stupidity,belive in the existence of unicorns,mental disturbance,cocky attitude,questioning everything,urge to argue,the dislike of everything

After Charlotte noticed how Avery was behaving, she realised her friend had endured a severe case of gonknacey (r.i.p Avery)

by Batman26 November 28, 2018

Gonked

An "informal" version of the word ganked; to get destroyed when you have the least bit of an advantage, often due to being over powered by a squad of assholes; frequently used by people who play too much Dark Souls and are fucking annoying

"YAAAAAAA JUST MADE YOU MY BITCH, YOU'RE ASS JUST GOT GONKED by all 3 of us! YOU SUCK n0o0o0b and stand NO chance! Can't wait to put this on youtube!!!!!"

by gyaradocious September 5, 2019

gonkler

a.k.a rocketman

when you fart and sneeze at the same time, sometimes ejecting you from your seat.

warning: very painfull on the butthole.

james flew out of his chair after farting and sneezing at the same time.

"what are you gonna name that one?" chris asked.
Answer, "Gonkler"

by the sneaky indian May 2, 2009

Gonklet

A baby gonk. (An ugly baby with big, googly, bulging eyes)

Aww, look at that gonklet.

by iluvmybathroom13 October 26, 2004

gonkiepoo

gonkiepoo

gonkiepoos are usually virgins with smol pp

by http://www.wolfhub.com/ April 15, 2021

Gonkers

When a man or Woman has consumed a lethal amount of meth and runs around butt naked in the street.

Dude he’s totally Gonkers right now.

by wonkywilly April 21, 2021

Gonke

Common slang in the server, Entertainment District to mean rough and hard anal gay sex. Typically used as a phrase during e sex.

"Let's have Gonke."

"Sounds good."

by Vanlentine January 24, 2022