Gonk

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o its a wild gonk
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by http://www.wolfhub.com/ April 14, 2021

Gonk

"to gonk" can mean anything you want it to mean... its is the Willy Wonka of words and can be used in any circumstance

gonkfabulation/gonkathon/gonknodes/gonkalicious/gonktastic

"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"

by Dave The Ravid August 29, 2005

goink

Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.

As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!

by Somebody that knows Blake April 29, 2007

Gonkebag

The result of slamming your keyboard in JUST the right way.

"Dude, I just fucked your mom!"

"YOU FUCKING LAKSDFLDSA;LJFAFGONKEBAG"

by CoercionCombine August 28, 2012

Gonk

V: To ejaculate, bust a nut

N: jizzum, skeet, a load

I gonked into the cantaloupe almost immediately upon insertion.

I filled the cantaloupe to the brim with gonk

by gonkie July 9, 2018

Goink

An adaptation on the work gank. When you are in the process of ganking an object, you say the word "Goink" while doing so. Goink is usually used in a friendly manner when you are stealing something with the full knowledge but not permission of the owner.

"I'm going to take your pen" *Reach out hand and place it on pen.* "Goink!" *Take the pen.*

by Jen June 11, 2004

Gonk

Slang for Algonquin, the cheapest and shittiest dorm at FAU. Can also be used to refer to any shithole on the planet.

Tom:Hey I live in the Gonk.
Nelson:Damn, that place is such a shithole, I pity you.
Tom:Thanks for your sympathy, dumbass

by Nick Mihi. May 5, 2006