Goffstown

A genetic cesspool of a town in New Hampshire where the dominant social group is a bunch of whiggers who hang out at the skatepark and think they are cool for smoking the weed that they bought with their mom's money. There is only one alleyway in Goffstown, and if you walk down it, you will not be mugged.

^^^lol douchebag from goffstown^^^

by Inhabitant of Goffstown (NH) January 17, 2011

goffy

a pansy

look at his girly clothing...he's such a goffy.

by your mom June 23, 2003

Goffboy

Comic character portraying satire of today's youth culture, stereotypes and weaknesses in society.

Originated from a joke held by the creator and fellow school friends to get across the stupidity of bully of the 'goffs' by the chavs.

See creator's work at crystar.deviantart.com

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 10, 2005

Goffey

When a girl is giving you head, deep-throats to the base of your cock, puts both your nuts in her mouth and then makings a weird noise like R2-D2 falling down a sandbank, inevitably pukes on your cock.

Guy1: "So, Shirlena gave me the most rockin' goffey last night."
Guy2: "Dude, your sick."

Girl1: "I'm going to give Quinton a huge wet goffey tonight, he loves it when I puke on his cock."
Girl: "Gee Whiz Sarah, I hope your loaded up on Pork Rolls."

by Dudeical March 20, 2016

Gofficks

self deprecating term used by some goths.

Originally stems from more mainstream cultures calling goths "gothics", which is a bit like calling a hip hop fan a rappist.

I'm one of them gofficks, innit.

by The Mighty Zor August 7, 2008

Goffa

Is also a military (navy) word for salute.

Chucked the officer a goffa

by Newey January 12, 2004

nerd goffles

sexy hipster glasses, commonly worn by attractive australian females.

OMG! her nerd goffles are so sexy!

by goffle wearer September 11, 2011