Glove Up

The act of putting it on (a condom) before getting it on.

Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!

Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline

by Josh30 January 21, 2007

Glove Beard

When you place your hands together, your middle fingers go under your nose like a moustache, your index finders go up to your ears as if sideburns. Your thumbs then tuck under your jaw line, your little and ring finger then hang under your chin.
As if creating a beard persona.

''Whats with that guys beard?''
''It's called a Glove Beard !''
''Glove beard?''
''When you use your hand to create a beard''
''Gosh Golly? making you look instantly older?''
''Yes, or a rapist''

by Sammy B./. December 6, 2009

like a glove

What you say when something fits, goes together, matches, etc., perfectly. Used this way because the fingers on a glove are individually wrapped, which is why we don't say like a mitten.

These gloves fit like a glove.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

wet glove

A coating of vaginal secretions upon the digits of pleasure.

Digits: Hey man were coated with lady goo.
Vagina: Yeah, cause you gave me repeated beatings and I had to spit all over you.

(This situation created wet glove)

by ty187 August 6, 2006

iron glove

A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.

1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.

2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.

Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.

Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.

by katieandedsfilthyfilms July 11, 2010

Fingerless Gloves

Gloves without fingers, traditionally worn by those under the influence of a boombox or while in a rainbow coalition of dancing.

It was a rainbow coalition of dancing, waaaaaaaaaoooooooooh! everyone was wearing fingerless gloves

by The Vested Suitcase March 14, 2011

rusty glove

a condom that has been used in the anus

After a session with Ernie, Bert threw away his rusty glove.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007