glelching

Glelching is when a person slices open a victim and slurps up their insides with chopsticks like a hot bowl of ramen noodles.

Person 1: Yo! You got any plans for Saturday?
Person 2: I'm gonna go glelching!
Person 1: WHAT THE FU-

by Shoe_Consumer April 14, 2024

Goochin'

The act of sexually shooting your cum into the air after jerking it slowly and catching it with your mouth.

Person 1: Did you hear about how Dillothy was Goochin' last night?
Person 2: Please leave me alone I don't know who you are
Person 1: I know, right?

by Ourgh April 17, 2024

Gleching

A term that coincides with the term "jelqing".

Gleching is the act of inserting ones soft penis into the anus (colon) and getting an erection.

Doing so will stretch the penis in a way that it points downwards, as well as cause severe discomfort to those new to gleching.

*Note: long time "glechers" are more likely to not feel this discomfort as a result of their penile reshaping, therefore leading to a potentially pleasuring experience.

"Yooo, where's Todd been man? I haven't seen him in days."
"He's been on a twelve day gleching streak trying not to jork his shi."

"I've been gleching for a solid 5 days now and maxed out my cock arch."

by Butter on a Stick is back May 25, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024

Glooning

The mixture of Glazing and Gooning, Ultimately meaning your Glazing whilst gooning over someone.

"You're literally Glooning over Nick Chaves"

by Gooner22 October 14, 2024

Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025