gerbil

1. n. A small rodent that has been domesticated and is now widely found in the classrooms of elementary school-aged children.

2. n. A young girl who likes older men. These girls will woo the men with their large eyes and pouty faces. Opposite of a cougar. The man dating this girl could be known as a dingo.

1. Jenna's 2nd grade class just got a gerbil name Mr. Snuggles.
2. DAYUM. That gurl be a gerbil all the way holmes!

by ISABEAST April 13, 2009

Gerbilism

The type of crappy journalism that results in urban myths such as "Richard Gere stuffed a gerbil up his ass."

I read blogs, but more an more they seem to practice gerbilism rather than serious journalism.

by bukowsky December 17, 2008

Gerben

A grumpy old man who picks on gingers and denies the national prohibition of Kick A Ginger Day since 2016 by the Thirteenth Amendment.

This guy is a real Gerben!

"Don't be such a Gerben, man"

by Jon Gingerboy November 26, 2020

Gerbil Juice

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.

"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "

by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015

gerbilhead

A semi retarded male with a bad haircut and questionable morals.

Oh great.... Gerbilhead Mike is here...

by Burnie Lomax December 25, 2015

gerber herber

Grab your sibling’s ass in their graduation picture

Brother: CONGRATS!
Little Sibling: Hey man! Did you just touch my ass?
Brother: Yeah haha!

Little Sibling: But you’re my brother..
Brother: Haha exactly, i did a gerber herber

by Kakathegreatest May 26, 2021

Gerber Life Baby

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021