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Get the fuck off Urban Dictionary before you land yourself on a sex offender list. Keep your minute genitals in your pants. Pervert.
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Genitor

one who cleans anothers genitals for free or for money it doesn't matter. can be a man or a women.

(usually done with mouth)
Shes the most famous genitor this side of the rockies
by freshly cleaned johnson October 25, 2010
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genital bisection

Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.
BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection?

woman: Ew no get the fuck away you're not sticking that in me.
by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008
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gented

1. to make a common mistake, 2. enthusiasm preventing accuracy
I gented
He/she gented
You gented
by blizz May 3, 2003
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genital harassment

the jamming, poking, squeezing, chewing, licking, slaping, nibbling of ones genitals without their permission
This girl was nonstop cockslapping herself in the face with this mans penis. So the guy filed for genital harassment.
by Pip E. Burn May 13, 2005
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Genital Contractor

-Noun
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.

2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".

Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
by Haywould Jablowme February 2, 2009
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genital slurpee

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
by burpintootin June 16, 2009
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