When you and your significant other go into a room and take off all of your clothes but you don’t do anything. You just stare at each others naked bodies, you don’t even make out.
by My grandma just ate some prune March 27, 2020

When your father wants to keep sitting around and talking on the jobsite after a twelve hour workday.
by Assthrasher2000 May 4, 2018

The act or specific sexual fetish of intentionally ejaculating in someones eye’s or the desire to have jizz/cum squirted right into the eyes.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
Which can also be further defined as intentionally holding open the eyes so a man can ejaculate directly into them without spilling any elsewhere.
by Swami Prakata April 24, 2022

When you are talking to someone and you cannot help but notice how bad their shlid is and your eyes are drawn to it.
(taken from star gazing)
(taken from star gazing)
Was talking to Luke Taylor and couldnt help but Shlid-Gaze, was awkward
Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing
Went to an astronamy class with Luke Taylor, wasnt star-gazing but Shlid-gazing
by hgjkdfls; July 29, 2012

by Whodat u December 28, 2023

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021

Guffy Gaze (noun): A facial expression in photos characterized by a lack of emotion, a bored or disinterested look, and a distant stare off into space. Often gives the impression of being unamused, detached, or having no thoughts.
by Chaz6134 March 15, 2025
