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Gape Bros

Bros whose bowel movement times are on the same schedule at work and choose stalls next to each other to shit while they talk about sports and other bro stuff.
Have you seen the gape bros? They just had their coffee they must be in the shitter.
by Luna0021 July 6, 2023
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gaping towel

Dude, I totally just saw her gaping towel!
by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
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gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021
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Gape Stool

When a person gapes another person's asshole and defecates into the gaped asshole while sitting on top of the person using the person as a stool.
Hey Karbo, I heard you were Toby's gape stool yesterday?
by ManWithNoSoul April 13, 2017
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Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.
Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh
by peterdyck December 25, 2021
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Dirty gaped

The act of getting beat bad in a race.
Damn, that mach 1 700 Dirty gaped his side ways winder tbh
by peterdyck December 25, 2021
mugGet the Dirty gapedmug.

Gaping Chad

Primarily used to describe men who Bring top energy but effectively are Bottoms. Ex. ShiaBun
ShiaBun often comes off as a Gaping Chad whilst Streaming
by SM132 September 23, 2023
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