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Gaperoni 

While having anal sex, when you pull out and the anus is gaped, you spoon mac and cheese into it. You must use the spoon originally used to stir the cheese into the macaroni, not a regular spoon you would normally eat with. After the spoon is pulled out, any macaroni left on it is then fed to the gaper with the WHOLE spoon portion completely in the mouth, whether it be by her own will or forced, until it is completely clean. Alternatively, if the gaper is in the doggystyle position, you can use her back to rest the pot, and then scoop and drop macaroni into the gape between thrusts.
y0, i made sure the leftover macaroni and cheese didn't go to waste this time. I had my mother-in-law warm it up and then I made her ass some Gaperoni!
Gaperoni by b0ssm4n July 18, 2011
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Gapperoni 

Winning a race by any amount of carlengths over one. When you race someone’s 1.3 farttek in your grandmothers old fairmont, but he doesn’t realize you 5.3 swapped that whore.
Man I was delivering some gapperonis when John rolled his corolla to the redlight!
Gapperoni by Lsswapbro January 27, 2019
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gaberoni 

A ‘Gaberoni’ is a slang word used in Italy, typically used to describe a tall person who is rude to yutes shorter than them. They support heightism.
Random chick: “Kevin Hart is fucking short lmao.”
Kevin Hart: Fuck off and stop being such a GABERONI. There’s more to people than their height.
gaberoni by ReliableIncrage2727 January 3, 2020

gapperoni and cheese 

Putting bus length gaps on random civilian cars as soon as the light turns green
“I served our gapperoni and cheese last night to a Nissan Rogue
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