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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.
Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!
by Casual Agent April 28, 2006
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Funnel Chair

A chair that has been modified with a funnel in the seat and a hose.Thus making it a toilet with a persons mouth on the end of the hose.The person sitting on the funnel chair then proceeds to urinate and defaecate into funnel and down the hose into the other persons mouth.
I just saw a video called Funnel Chair where this dude sat under this chair and ate some girls piss and shit
by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010
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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
by MLCpl August 6, 2010
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funneh

a horrible way to pronounce a normal word.
by tonythegreatonenoeone May 12, 2007
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funnerer

When one person or activity is more fun than another person or activity.
Going to a party is funnerer than going to the dentist.

Ray is a funnerer date when he's been drinking.
by Gigi in Orleans April 4, 2009
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funney

Often preceded with "teh".
A derogatory adjective used in a sarcastic manner when discribing another's wit, not funny. Often brought.
"Oh shit, 5centmustacheride brought teh funney!"
"You are teh funney"
by Fetorpse August 15, 2003
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