Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction

Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?

by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021

Fruitbatgate

The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.

Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.

(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).

When I told her how two bonobos would sort it out, I never expected another fruitbatgate.

by Class of 64 November 1, 2010

fruitarian

One who's diet consists mainly of raw fruits. (Do not confuse with a vegan raw foodist.)

A fruitarian does not eat meat, animal bi-products, cooked food, and prefers fruits over vegetables.

by Lina Kosara September 28, 2005

The Fruit Loop

Dupont Circle in Washington, DC. The nickname is derived from the large gay population that lives in the neighborhood around the circle. A cultural center and destination for great dining and nightlife.

Yo, I was chilling at Dragonfly off the Fruit Loop.

by Total Penetration June 10, 2005

fruitbag

A well-known troll in math and science channels on irc networks, mostly freenode, efnet, and undernet.

In #math:
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?

In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.

by coequalizer November 25, 2007

Fruitcake Baker

A woman who turns men gay.

Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.

Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?

Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.

by byegye May 25, 2009

Fruit sandwich

The act of a man tucking his genitals between his legs, then turning around so his buttocks face his audience. Generally, attention will be drawn to his genitals with the question "would anyone like a fruit sandwich?". The whole act is usually performed naked.

"Would you like a fruit sandwich?"

by The dangling captain May 22, 2013