business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...

Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....

by sheila in the car January 22, 2010

grinch finger

1. an extremely giant potent bud of marijuina resembling the Grinch's finger

2. an over sized conglomerate of a single bud of marijuina

"Dude, I bought the dankest grinch finger the other night....want hit it?"

by ish-daddy April 9, 2008

Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012

Fingergate

When you use too many fingers and it destroys everything she knows and loves

I don't know who caused fingergate but Candy is still weeping

by Rev-C November 26, 2016

Finger clap

The finger clap, as opposed to clapping your hands or snapping your fingers, combines both. The index finger taps the thumb repreatedly to convey a subtle but visible expression of approval, be it sarcastic or sincere.

Julie: I got a B on my physics final.
Tonya: *finger claps*

by ay_wey December 15, 2019

fingerboy

He feeds off fruit, plants, and the dreams of orphans.

Class, this abominable creature is known only to scientists as "fingerboy."

by Zainooo September 21, 2020

Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

by Cangri518 September 6, 2011