nigger farmer

Farmer of niggers; one who plants a black seed into fertilized soil, and sows a nigger. Usually at growth peak in 6-12 weeks. Seeds need watermelón, Koolaid, fried chicken,and the occasional lil Wayne cd.

So, Johnny, are you an official nigger farmer now?

by Nigger farmer June 18, 2014

Farmers knot

Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands

I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.

by leaf337 June 12, 2015

Fraternal Nirvana

The highest level of frat possible for a bro to achieve.

One can only reach this sacred level by completing various tasks such as but not limited to:
- Purchasing and owning a Jeep (Cherokee not included)
- Losing virginity (Twice)
- Leaving no alcohol undrank at the function

- Being the hardest and steeziest jit at all gatherings

And many more that haven’t been discovered yet.

It is said that Fraternal Nirvana is just a legend and cannot possibly be achieved, but some die hard believers still cling to the hope that they may one day reach this legendary status.

Brodie 1: NAWW admiral toting the Jersey-Over-Hoodie combo, no way jit ain’t leaving with tail!
Brodie 2: Bombopreesh allat🤘Caught me tryna reach that Fraternal Nirvana.

by Niche Internet Microcelebrity June 8, 2022

TEENAGE FRAMES

Teenage Frames are a feral rock n roll band formed in 1996. The band is Frankie Delmane-Vocals/Songwriting & Eric Vegas-Guitar/Songwriting. The band released their debut CD, More Songs, Less Music in 1997. The band has appeared on The Jenny Jones Show, as well as Chicago's local hit tv show Chic-A-Go Go. The band's original drummer Jim Holiday left in 2008 to pursue online sales. Ted Ansani, originally of power pop band Material Issue, served as bassist from 1996 to 1998, and then in 2000. Ted Lowis, of power pop band Monkey Chuck, played with the band from 1998-1999, appearing on the band's sophmore release 1% Faster (1999.) The band did a tour of Spain in 1997, as well as the United States, and England/Scotland in Winter of 2000. From 2001-2007, the band released 4 EPs- "Kingsize Sessions," "Let's Break Up!," "Junkie Logic," and "Glamorous Trash." The band then did 3 tours up the West Coast. The band has plans to release another EP in 2011, entitled "Armband Manifesto."

TEENAGE FRAMES

by Jack The Face November 16, 2011

Freckle Farmer

Another name for a ginger.

Guy 1: Did you see Jack's new freckles?
Guy 2: More freckles? He's always getting new ones, like he's growing them.
Guy 1: Yeah, he's a freckle farmer.

by Gingy1992 April 28, 2013

Mole Farmer

A male individual that enjoys unprotected anal sex with a dirty partner and does not mind when their hook up ends up mole farming him.

Carl never complains about a dirty sex partner. He's nasty and is a real mole farmer.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2016

Pepperidge Farmer

After rounding up the cheesy goldfish goop from the edges of your molars after chewing two handfuls of the snack that smiles back, a pepperidge farmer is the act of conglomerating the substance into one ball, placing the goop ball into a woman's vagina, sprinkling salt on the clitoris, and having passionate, burning sex.

Stephen and I got so wild last night that he performed a Pepperidge Farmer on me.

Wow, that Pepperidge Farmer you did last week had my vagina burning for days.

by Sharptop March 29, 2022