Fortress Maximus

A giant bot who shows up in some series of transformers, he plays more of an important role in MTMTE than any other series, he is often a gentle giant who loves literature

Hey, Fortress Maximus, can I call you fort max, or just max?

by I_existNow August 10, 2022

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Beaver Fortress

A fortified place, especially a large, permanent military stronghold that often includes a beaver.

Beaver Fortress: You'll never get in, that place is light fort beaver.

by SteVader January 17, 2011

Frog Fortress

The act of spreading the lips of a vagina so far that you can fit a frog in, then proceed to mash the lips together, using the blood and guts of the frog as lube.

I gave that slut a Frog Fortress!

by Jimmy Juicebox July 11, 2014

Plastic Fortress

The large, locked cabinet in drug stores, often holding razors, mp3 players, medicine, etc. They are hated among most customers, because of the extra work needed when retrieving the products

"Can I get an employee to open this plastic fortress please!?"

"Gosh I hate CVS..."

by MobsterLobster November 12, 2014

Team fortress 2

Team fortress 2 where hats didn’t boost your gameplay but can make you look cool or not.

Unboxing an unusual can be very exciting in team fortress 2, but not during the crate depression then it’s just boring

by funny5643 October 31, 2020

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 is a multiplayer first-person shooter game developed and published by Valve. It is the sequel to the 1996 Team Fortress mod for Quake and its 1999 remake, Team Fortress Classic. It was released in October 2007 as part of The Orange Box video game bundle for Windows and Xbox 360.1 A PlayStation 3 version followed in December 2007 when The Orange Box was ported to the system.2 Later in development, the game was released as a standalone title for Windows in April 2008, and was updated to support Mac OS X in June 2010 and Linux in February 2013.
It comes with "constant updates", cosmetics and most importantly hats! (and aimbot cheaters, scammers and F2Ps)

Me: Yo did you hear about the new Team Fortress 2 update
Nerd: fuck tf2
Me: fuck you then

by EngineerGaming November 23, 2020