Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Foiler

The act of a man layering his penis with tin foil in order to give a woman a more intense sexual experience.

Dude A: Yo', did you bang that girl last nite?
Dude B: Ya
Dude A: How was it?
Dude B: Not good, she said my penis was too small so she made me do a foiler before we did it so she could feel it.

by WTFisThat January 16, 2011

failed economy

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.

Failed economy

by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

foileon

1. It means gangster or go getter. 2. you get what you need at all costs to anyone other than yourself and your homies

That guy is a real foileon ,

by ogkushnigs April 25, 2014

failed friendship

When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"

by Jalan666 August 22, 2017

Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.

Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.

by Sp00per February 20, 2018

Failed First

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.

This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen

Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good

Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything

Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first

by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018