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Flapping your soup coolers

Yammering on about nonsense, oblivious to anything else.
I've been waiting for over an hour while you were flapping your soup coolers with your sister!
by Mentjm June 10, 2016
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Floating log

The results of doing a turd in the ocean when camping on the beach.
For example “why are you leaving the tent.”
“I’m going to do a floating log.”
“Oh ok.”
by Dora the whore-a September 22, 2019
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Floating Hedgehog

When you stick your penis in someones alcohol drink and they don't know.
I gave her a floating hedgehog in her wine.
by BigToeGhost March 8, 2020
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Flopping

When you constantly change your opinions throughout a conversation to cater to what the other person is saying. It is done to adjust your personality so that the other person will like you more.
Girl: I love bagels.
Guy She Likes: I actually hate bagels.
Girl : OMG, I like totally hate them too! They taste SO BAD.
Girl's Friend: Girl, stop flopping!
by Vultrex480 December 20, 2022
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Razzle Flopping

To Razzle Flop: The urge to have sex with a guy after you hear a really good song.
After Abby heard that song, she really wanted to go razzle flopping with a bloke in her chemistry lab.
by BigDaddyHen September 21, 2011
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flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.
Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"
by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013
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Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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