floasting

when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.

Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”

by spicybruv June 4, 2018

Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023

dry flexing

A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine

Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.

by Wraith23 January 12, 2017

flexing

a cleveland term for pop locking

-in cleveland flexing is pop locking

by tha land December 14, 2008

Flensing

Throwing your shoulders back in an effort to hide your man-boobs during sex.

With the large pizza still winding its way through Jim's large intestine he was more than a little aware of his recent weight gain. When he pulled off his t-shirt he stayed upright in the bed, flensing madly while making weird grunting noises.

by gutbloom July 23, 2008

fexting

Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message), this spinoff means talking dirty via Facebook.

Quit fexting your boyfriend and work on your paper!

by rastatay May 27, 2010

Flexting

Extremely erotic way of douches sending descriptive paragraph's of their muscles via social sites.

Susan: John, why the heck did you tell me about how your muscles gave Mart a boner on Facebook?

John: Shut up whore! I was flexting.

by Zombieness June 8, 2011