fatulence 

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

fatulence by terryzz February 15, 2009

flatuglance

The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

Dude, Rachael totally farted today during class, so I flatuglanced her.

flatuglance by SoccerGoddess920 November 6, 2007

flatuglance

The face you make to assure others that you were not responsible for the fart in the room.

I didn't hear anything, but Michaels flatuglance took him off the list.

flatuglance by umbepo June 6, 2007

fatulence 

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

fatulence by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fatulence 

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

Fatulence by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

Fratulence 

when all the boys fart in unison and cause partial nuclear fallout

- Dude, the Delta Gamma Epsilon house was dumb stanky last night, it smelt like someone ODed on chalupas

- nah, don’t worry man, Brad made his legendary seven bean nachos so all the boys were experiencing hella Fratulence

Fratulence by nwlxlckejx December 21, 2019