turd flake

1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.

2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.

1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.

-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!

2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.

-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!

-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.

by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006

Flake

Slang. Adjective. Flake is a title applied to people who exhibit "flakey" behavior, which is simple unreliability in regards to social responsibilities. General unreliability includes flakeyness, but involves more; a flake merely fails to recognize their social responsibilities to others, while an unreliable person will often disappoint even themselves. This term also sometimes applies to professional unreliability, where the work involves some social element, resulting in an unfair responsibility distribution.

This can be caused by a wide variety of factors, including laziness, selfishness, a lack of respect, or a variety of manipulative personality disorders.

It is important to note that genuine inability is not actual flakeyness, and the assumption of such is an act of ignorance. A person who is not a flake will consider the consequences of their inconsistency, make a reasonable attempt to inform those it affects as early as possible, and likely attempt to make amends for their failure at a later date. A person who actually has some disability affecting their memory is also not a flake; irresponsibility is not their choice.

Jack and I were told to rake scrap from the work yard. Jack was fine before that, but suddenly got sick and had to go home. Then I had to do it myself. That flake came to work the next day just fine.

Jill asked Tom on a date to see a movie, and Jack agreed. Tom never showed up and wouldn't answer any calls. When she asked him what happened in person, he said he forgotten he had to play poker that night. The flake also missed our poker game.

by Kydo August 30, 2015

Flake

Flake is a particularly potent/strong cut of cocaine. It will be more expensive but the high is cleaner and lasts longer. You'll still end up doing the whole bag though.

'Flake is £50 a gram but much better that the 30 bags'

by The taxi man November 26, 2016

snow-flakery

The act of being a snowflake.

O.P cease and desist your snow-flakery.

by flat earth scientist February 17, 2017

Geri flakes

Dead skin flakes that fall off of old people and float into the air or fall on to surrounding surfaces.

When we removed Ethels socks, so many geri flakes flew into the air that for a moment I thought I was in a snow globe.

by twistedRN April 15, 2018

crusty bell flake

An extremely rare phenomena where a crust, usually composed of semen and fermented pus, develops on the tip of the bell creating a nasty smell and results in horrendous blistering...can only be treated by tickling the crust with the feather of a one-eyed yak thus causing it to turn into a mollusc which can then be removed using a ping pong paddle forged from the anal hair of an arabian horse.

See that Oliver guy? He had a nasty case of crusty bell flake...

by lordanalwart June 10, 2011

hot water and flakes

Flakes are instant coffee, that you put in hot water to make coffee. Made popular by Eric Jalbert in a Instagram live stream. Jalberta.

Random guy in livestream: What are those flakes your putting in your coffee?
Eric J.: THATS THE COFFEE

At tims: I’ll get a large hot water and flakes with 2 cream and 2 sugar. Thanks Bud

by I<3Head February 10, 2020