Flate

short for an inflatable date

oh man, that guy brought his flate to the formal

by Karlee May 20, 2005

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009

flairtender

1. A bartender that often juggles and creates magic tricks while bartending.
2. A bartender well skilled in flair techniques and serves amazement more than drinks.

That dry ice trick was so cool, but without any bottle-tossing that guy's still just a flairtender wannabe.

by vissey February 20, 2010

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

flanter

slang for engaging in manual labour, usually involving some form of banter

Oh, hey just got back from washing the dishes...you know, got into some of the old flanter.

by Matt_loves_Glee January 27, 2011

Cock Flattener

(n) A extremely large female. So heavy they flatten your cock.

"Man Jim, you banged a cock flattener last night."

"Yeah, but at least I made sure to skeet."

by ill NastyNamo February 5, 2009