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Spontaneous Flaccidity

What happens when a man is lured into a hookup with Bob Seger's Night Moves, and thusly has an erection only to be surprised when the song is changed, midway, to any Don Henley Song. Instant loss of erection.
I was at that chicks house working on our night moves until Don Henley came on, it was spontaneous flaccidity.
by The D Abides February 22, 2010
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half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.
"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."
by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016
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joshua flack

Joshua Flack is a man whom has a Big Penis
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flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting
Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.
by Willieeee October 18, 2008
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flack

One paid to represent the views of an individual, group, or organzation, such as a communications specialist, press secretary, spokesperson, or public relations counsel. Usage note: do not confuse with flak, meaning (in modern usage) opposition, especially when particularly contentious.
The flack for the tobacco company took flak over his statement that cigarettes were not proven to cause cancer.
by A. Flack November 19, 2007
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flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER
Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!
by Matt December 15, 2004
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Flacid

Man tristin looks so flacid right now!
by Popsdude July 23, 2018
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