Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.

It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.

by leemur74 September 22, 2024

flabergaster

its an insult used towards skeeks

you flabergaster

by Oliboi134 October 23, 2024

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

flabbergask

Flabbergask is like saying 'oh crap' or if you have done something clumsy or dropped something you can say 'oh flabbergask'

oh flabbergask i fell over.

by katie beck February 12, 2009

Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

flabbergastimentationism

The government of shock therapy.

I'm the head of the flabbergastimentationism department in the hospital nearest to you.

by PriPS0797 January 12, 2011

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011