Greedo shoots first

The greatest edit ever in the history of Star Wars, anyone who thinks different is a total moron!

Don't you just love the way he killed that man, it was like Greedo shoots first, dodging the man's attack before pulling of an attack of his own.

by 160 IQ Gungan January 14, 2013

First World Feminist

Someone focused on relatively trivial feminist issues in wealthier countries while neglecting much more important issues elsewhere.

She complained that the girls' toys were all in pink packaging, but ignored the fact that they had been made by child labour in India. She's a real First World Feminist!

by Grumpysteve June 1, 2015

first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.

Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.

by thewack October 23, 2009

Fireside Tweets

A method that President Trump used to keep in contact with and speak to the american people during hard times.

Trump's fireside tweets make gain new appreciation for America.

by Vicious43 January 11, 2017

not my first rodeo

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.

Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...

by Davester75 July 4, 2012

firestache

The mustache of a redhead or ginger.

Brad added 6 to 7 mph to his fastball after growing out his firestache.

by Detective John June 26, 2009

FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

by FakePriest August 24, 2010