One eyed beaver finder

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

by date finder July 13, 2016

Fuddering

To manually stimulate the female genitals.

"I'll give that muffin girl a damn good fuddering"

"I can't wait to go home to bed and have a good fudder under the duvet"

"I look at him and I just want to fudder my self"

"ARGH!!!Sinner stop chasing me with that fudder stick"

by McGyverMuffDiver May 13, 2008

Ugly Finder

A foul ball that is 'smoked' to the dug out. If the ball makes contact with a player they are fined by the manager for not paying attention, hence the term "Ugly Finder".

Look out! Foul ball hit to the dug out..major Ugly Finder!

by GodFearinKid June 5, 2010

fidded

Fixed. Slang derived from colloquial usage of "fixeded."

The server was borked, so I fidded it.

by southsails November 10, 2004

shredder fodder

Junk mail that contains personal information or requests for personal information that you don't want stolen. Such as credit card payoff checks, loan applications, and pre-approved notices. The goal is to prevent identity theft.

This credit card payoff check is shredder fodder. I don't want some one committing forgery with this shredder fodder to buy goods.

by J. Wood April 22, 2008

get fidded

Sounding similar to "get fitted", "get fidded" refers to the act of becoming intoxicated, relaxing, or any other similar act.

Man, i'm gonna go grab up some old-e and get fidded on the couch.

by evolx10 August 14, 2009

Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....

by garrythegrey April 13, 2016