frenchified

To have contracted or be infected with venereal disease(s), often in reference to prostitution or numerous sexual partners. (19th Century slang).

I wouldn't goto to bed with her, I think she's frenchified.

by bishun March 7, 2008

frenchgasm

the appreciative reaction one may feel when being exposed to something overly french. this may be an emotional and/or physical response.

This afternoon I was taken to a nice little café hidden in a narrow cobbled alley, there we tasted wine and cheese to the sound of some accordion. It totally gave me a frenchgasm.

Would you look at this little girl with a beret, it's such a cutegasm except french ... Frenchgasm!

by Mad972 November 14, 2010

French finish

When you rip off the end of a baguette and take out all the fluff so that you put your cock inside it after wanking and spunk right in it.

For fuk’s sake why did Jean-Paul Knick my baton again he better not be doing the French Finish. “Pain” in the neck he is.

by Monsieur Baguette January 30, 2020

Fench

Fench, an object in Modern Warfare 2 that wow inspiring stupidest commando lunges that you would ever see occur over.
Fench is to be used were fence would normally would be used.

Ex. I'm on the Fench about this subject.

by SgtTaters November 12, 2010

French

The love language

When you speak French you are speaking "lovely" or the love language.

by Katie88888888 October 9, 2008

French Reacharound

While giving someone a blow job, insert your thumb up your own butthole.

I was giving my boyfriend head and decided to give myself a French Reacharound

by Baron von Bentova January 15, 2009

French shower

This is what slobby meth whores and the like do before they go on a date. They may not have access to running water, or they are just plain lazy and they spray cheap perfume on their sweaty, gamey smelling bodies in lieu of a shower. Daughters and wives of pig farmers are well known for this behavior before they go on a date with pickup driving rednecks. Their pussieshave a horrendous odor reminiscent of rotting rough fish on the river bank.

I thought Donna was taking a shower first. I mean, after slopping those sows all day. The smell of cheap perfume could have gagged a maggot. When I smelled her gizmo my supper came up. She only took a french shower.

by running out of patience March 27, 2009