fesenbergen

The offspring of a weasel and a ferret.

What is that animal over there eating triangles?
A fesenbergen!

by hi_cat1 May 6, 2011

fesered

Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.

This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.

by Sand Warrior February 3, 2013

Feaster

An individual associated with the chopper scene who parks his motorcycle in a high traffic area, then sits at a discreet distance to watch people gather around it.

"Hey bro's - it's time to blast down to the next bar! Hey, where's Travis?" "He's still sitting on the balcony watching everyone check out his sick bobber. Fuckin' feaster."

by Mr. Puke August 6, 2017

Feast of Stephen

Shitting directly in a man's mouth from the reverse cowgirl position

Brian gave me quite the feast of Stephen last night. Help me brush me teeth.

by Doug Bonsall March 29, 2019

Feamep

Between a womans vulva and clit {slang}

"I hit that Feamep real good" - KSI

by Randomolol April 21, 2019

Dog Feast

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl
d) Macking on a chick

Basically, getting some ass.

Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".


*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"

by atothert March 11, 2009

microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009